Friday Night - Slim Fatz

Purchase Slim’s CD's "Everybody Loves Slim", "Times Like This" and "The Original Slim" from CD Baby by clicking on the address below:.. ..The Original Slim CD.... .... .. .. .. As you may or may not know...I, Slim Fatz, am not a big fan of porncuters. Or cornputers for that matter. They eat your brain with them Gamma Rays ya know. Make you go blind in no time at all... I’m already half blind from playin with myself so much. Them cell phones are crazy too...They could track you with a GPS and shoot you down with a magnesium satellite if they’d have half a mind to... .. No Sir, Slim Fatz is not a fan of modern gizmos... .. I must say though, I am amazed and humbled by all the friends on that my space thing. I hardly ever look at it unless my friend Bill or Tom make me look at it on their laptops. I’ll look at it, but I ain’t never gonna touch it. I know where them porncuters have been...Mostly on the top of Dick or Tom’s lap... Laptop you know... .. So the only way I am gonna genuinely correspond with you, or you with me, is the United States Postal Service. If you send me a check or money order for 26 cents...Better yet, if you send me a 26 cent stamp and your pony express address to my Post Office Box, I will mail to you directly a post card sized original water color painting of a view from my boat... .. .. .......... .. .. .. If you send 17 Dollars and 26 cents I will send you my new CD and a post card sized original water color painting of a view from my boat... .. 12 Dollars and 26 cents will get you an old Boot Leg Slim Fatz CD and a post card sized original water color painting of a view from my boat... .. Now you could always get my music with the click of a mouse if you ain’t afraid of going sterile. But the only way to receive a post card sized original water color painting of a view from my boat is to go to the Post Office and send me a 26 cent stamp along with your mailing address and maybe a small letter... .. My address is:.. P.O. Box 10528.. Parker, Fl. 32404.. .. .. Thank You and Good Night,.. Slim Fatz ..
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